I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
porn star boner night. come get it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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