everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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