My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
