so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Can i not drive my cunt home
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You're like the curious george of whores
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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