a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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