I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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