If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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