i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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