Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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