just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
as a side note pls kill me
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