Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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