My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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