She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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