): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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