some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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