Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Still dying that you shit outside
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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