Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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