No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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