Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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