I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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