yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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