hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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