I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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