is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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