okay pat passed out under dana's car
I have demons in me.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
