The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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