whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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