And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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