I think im going to throw up on grandma
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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