Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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