i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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