haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
as a side note pls kill me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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