Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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