Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
No subtext here. People are naked.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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