If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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