Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You smell like stripper and shame
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Everyone says I win the strip club
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
