Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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