so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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