It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
