My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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