Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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