I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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