As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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