the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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