? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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