So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Houston, we have a squirter
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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