Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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