she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize