I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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