At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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