What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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