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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
