I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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